Letters Tagged: “presidential flair”
A Scathing Rebuke to the Pedestrian Intellects of the Culinary World
Dear Editors of Bon Appetit Magazine, I am writing to express my utter dismay and DISAPPOINTMENT at the sheer lack of sophistication and refinement displayed i...
A Scathing Rebuke to the Clearly Inept and Utterly Forgettable Citizens of Nowheresville
Dear Winners of the Local Bake-Off in Nowheresville, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment at the absolute lack of creativity, talent, an...
A Magnum Opus of Magnanimity and Tremendous Wisdom
Dear Nobel Committee, I am writing to express my utter disdain and disappointment, but not surprise, at your decision to snub me for the Nobel Prize in, well, ...